The first paragraph of Charlie Finch's interview with Leo Steinberg:
We were so depressed by Philip-Lorca diCorcia’s decadent dungeon encompassed snaps of strippers, hung upside down on poles like Baselitzes (one gallery-goer commented, "I like the Asian girl best, but Pace MacGill insisted that Philip airbrush out her nipple rings") that we walked over to 11th Avenue for air.
UPDATE: Having now had a chance to actually look at the whole thing, I have to say that while "interview" might not be totally inapplicable, it implies a good deal more substance than is actually there. A feuilleton, I suppose. And Finch probably thinks French sounds dirty, so even better.
2ND UPDATE: Dan writes that Finch's parathetical has been edited from the article. So it has, and me without a screenshot. I hope some others saw it as well.